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Las Vegas Massage Parlors

This is part 2 of a 6 part discussion

  1. Prostitution in Las Vegas, Nevada
  2. Massage Parlors in Las Vegas, Nevada
  3. Outcall Services in Las Vegas, Nevada
  4. Street Girls in Las Vegas, Nevada
  5. Strip Club Girls in Las Vegas, Nevada
  6. Adult Dating Services for Las Vegas
Sorry, this is not a guide to Massage Parlors in Las Vegas. First of all, it would be a full time job tracking massage parlors as they open a new one somewhere every week. Sometimes two a week and across the street from each other.

This is only a frank and open discussion of information you should know before visiting Las Vegas and before visiting a Massage Parlor.

There are basically three main flavors of massage parlors in Las Vegas.
  • Therapeutic or Medical
  • Asian / Oriental
  • Reflexology
Now, we are not going to give 100% cut & dried, absolute classifications. Like so many things in life - and especially in Las Vegas - a particular establishment may fall into all three or any two categories.

The Therapeutic or Medical are generally located in Casino or resorts OR are directly or indirectly linked to medical practices. Therapeutic or Medical Massages can provide many benefits and assist your body with natural healing and recovery following surgeries, accidents and strenuous activities. I have a friend who is a licensed Massage Therapist and she travels to peoples homes or businesses to provide massages JUST for medical purposes.

Reflexology Massages are by definition only licensed to work (touch) specific body parts such as feet and hands. Again, these are, when operating 100% legal as defined by the state, directly or indirectly linked to medical practices. Reflexology can also be very beneficial to a healthy and happy body. Personally never been to one, but I understand it is very helpful and healthful.

The Asian / Oriental massage and spa business in Las Vegas has ballooned in just a couple of years from a few random spas, to a number way high to count. The question most people have is "are these legitimate massage places or something else?"

Well, first of all, all Asian massages are required by law to hire only State of Nevada Licensed Massage Therapists. And these therapists are required to operate under a supervisory or experienced therapist until they have a certain amount of experience and have completed a many months long certified training program. So factually: they are a legit massage service that can provide body healing.

Of course the question then becomes, "are extra services available?" That will depend on many factors. But the key to remember is that Prostitution of any form is illegal in Clark County which includes Las Vegas. This is not a gray area of the law, this is fact and it is a felony, not a misdemeanor. It is a felony for someone to offer sex for money and it is a felon for someone to ask for sex in exchange for money.

((It is not, however, a felony for a girl who has just received a $3,000 engagement ring to fuck her boyfriend's brains out, even though if you think about it, He Just Paid For Sex In A Big Way.)) ((And he will keep paying, and paying and paying, well enough of this back to issue at, ah, hand.))

As a long time resident of Las Vegas, I have watched the Asian Massage businesses go from a couple scattered around the entire town to, literally, one on each corned of a major intersection. I watched 3 open in less then six months with in a 3-iron shot of my (daytime) business. With in 1/2 mile radius of my business I now have over a dozen. At least. Generally most of the Asian Massages are located in a couple general areas: Chinatown (centered along Spring Mountain Road west of I-25) and the Green Valley area of Henderson. While you may find them other places, if that is what you are looking for, start looking there.

From my casual, non-scientific research (talking to people I know or customers in my other business) the following assumptions can be made:
  • All Asian Massage Parlors and Spas can provide medically helpful, therapeutic massages.
  • Some masseuses will supplement their income by working in the nude - but no touching!!!!!
  • Some masseuses will not be nude but will provide hand stimulation to a happy ending. Please note that the happy ending is mutual - you get a nut off, she gets cash.
  • Some masseuses will not be nude but will provide oral stimulation to a happy ending.
  • Some masseuses will be nude and will provide full Girl Friend Experience (ok, she fucks).
  • And some masseuses will have the manager throw you out and threaten to call the cops if you ask for anything more then a proper massage or attempt to touch her body at all.
Which ones are which? I won't tell you for four reasons:
  1. The response you get can vary from girl to girl. While one will throw you out; another in the same spa (maybe the room next door) will go all the way.
  2. The response you get can vary based on if the girl thinks you are a cop. If she has any fear you are Vice, she will go bonkers if you touch her. If you are a regular she may do more with you then she will others. (One masseuse once told me she may GFE some customers but not all customers and not just for money. If she likes the guy she will go all the way - no freebies, he still pays something. If she does not like the guy (rude, smelly, grab ass, etc.) she will not do him for even 2 or 3 times the money.) {FYI, she was a customer in my business, not I in her's.}
  3. Another reason I do not list which Massage Spas are full service - I have no idea. There are so many that while I would love to have the time and money to check them all out, I don't. Then again, GFE could depend more on the girl then the parlor.
  4. The last reason, it is actually against the law for me promote where you can purchase sexual services for money. It is called pandering (or pimping), so even if I know (such as the girls mentioned above) I can not tell you. And I won't tell you, you are on you own.
Now, before you assume that I spend a lot of time in massage parlors, I don't. (Not saying I wouldn't if I could, but can't.) In my other businesses, I have - legit - business dealings with massage parlor owners, managers and even massage therapists. Plus I have lots of customers that love to share their individual stories, which I summarize the results here.

In summary: In Las Vegas and Clark County, prostitution is Illegal. If you have never had a massage, try one out, they are very good and enjoyable. And if you score a little extra action, you might want to actually keep your mouth shut, because "In Las Vegas and Clark County, prostitution is Illegal". (Have you heard that before???) And finally remember, "Not everything that happens in Las Vegas stays in Las Vegas" - STD's will go home with you and so will a conviction for Solicitation if you are caught seeking sex for money.

Please be sure to check our the other Las Vegas Sex Guides

Enjoy your stay in Las Vegas

Bugsie
Staff Editor

StripClubReport.com


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